My shipment of Cayuse Syrah arrived. The shipping box was sealed, the presentation box was perfect. Everything looked totally normal.
Fotunately, I’ve seen every episode of CSI. I know all about forensics. I found a 7-Eleven receipt tucked under one of the bottles. (This is $11 worth of wine, btw). The
perp jokester used his credit card . . . so his name was on the receipt. A quick connect of the dots, and I knew who was responsible for kidnapping my Syrah . . . the good folks at my husband’s office!
I have all of my wine shipped to my husband’s office, so I can be sure someone will be around to sign for it. It’s a lot of wine. And I’m pretty sure they think I’m a raging alcoholic. So they decided to have some fun. I give them an A+ . . . a perfectly executed April Fool’s joke!
I’m expecting a ransom note for my three bottles of Syrah any moment now.
Bravo . . . and Salud!