Château Target: The Good, the Bad & the Undrinkable

Target recently launched a line of $5 wines, and the internet is over the moon about it.  But what do they taste like?  I decided I was willing to make the $25 investment to find out.

Target’s new wine line is made by the California Roots Wine Company, owned (or somehow under the umbrella of, the relationship isn’t especially clear) by Trinchero Family Estates.  These are the same folks who own Sutter Home (of white zinfandel fame) and Wine Cube, Target’s first (and now 14 year old) foray into the wine business.

In 2012, Phil Howard, an associate professor at Michigan State, did an extensive study on concentration in the wine industry.  In the United States, six companies (and the brands they own) control over 60% of the wine market.  It’s a statistic that’s boggles my mind.  I’m all about a good visual aid, so here’s a super graphic from the study to help illustrate.  Trinchero currently has about 5% of the US wine market.

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If you’re curious, you can find 2016 statistics here.  It hasn’t changed much.

Here’s a super fun graphic (from the same study) showing the top five US wine companies, and all of their brands.  I’ve been playing with the zoomable version of this all morning:

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But I’m veering (slightly) off topic.

My favorite thing about the Target wine line is the labels.  When you put them together, they make a rainbow.  I’m sure that was deliberate.  And clever.  Kudos to the design team.  And I love the California bear on the label and corks, which btw, are synthetic.  I would have been surprised to see real corks at a $5 price point, but I hate synthetic corks.  They’re such a turn off.  Why not just use screw caps?  They’re certainly not any uglier or more expensive.


The tagline for the entire Château Target lineup reads: “Crafted from premium grapes grown under the warm California sun.”  Target and I may have to agree to disagree on what a premium grape really is.  To sell at a $5 price point, that means the grapes come from literally anywhere in California (exactly where falls under “we’ll never tell”).  Think bulk, not premium.

So, what do they taste like?

2016 California Roots Pinot Grigio
13.5% ABV.
Target Tasting Note:  Bright citrus and tropical fruit flavors capture the fresh, easygoing feeling of summer any time of the year.

My Tasting Note:  Totally and completely neutral.  I smell literally nothing in this glass.  Vaguely tropical (canned pineapple?) flavors.  Is this supposed to be effervescent?    Absolutely no acid.

Drinkability:  As a wine spritzer, maybe.

2016 California Roots Chardonnay
13.5% ABV.
Target Tasting Note:  Creamy peach flavors and light finish remind you of a warm, sunny day at the farmers market.  

My Tasting Note:  Tastes like oak mulch marinating in Tang (what the astronauts drink!).  Aluminum foil finish.  Kind of a hot mess.

Drinkability:  As a last resort.

2016 California Roots Moscato
10% ABV.
Target Tasting Note:  Our Moscato’s delicate aromas, and creamy peach and melon flavors make everyday feel a little more special.

My Tasting Note:  Smells like an air freshener.  Tastes like fortified Fruit Loops.  Just gross.

Drinkability:  Nope.

2016 California Roots Cabernet
13.5% ABV.
Target Tasting Note:  Smooth berry and cherry flavors with hints of spice offer the perfect antidote to the workweek.

My Tasting Note:  Loaded with obvious, overripe, jammy fruit flavors and tons of vanilla.  I suspect this took a soak in charred oak chips, because it tastes like a campfire on the finish.

Drinkability:  If someone handed me a glass as a wedding, I probably wouldn’t pour it into the nearest plant.  I’d just walk around holding it, like a prop.  Until I found a beer.

2016 California Roots Red Blend
13.5% ABV.
Target Tasting Note:   Juicy cherry flavors, hints of oak and graceful finish elevate even the simplest pleasures.

My Tasting Note:  Super jammy.  And oaky — so much vanilla and coconut.  And there’s that campfire thing again.  A little smoother than the straight-up Cab.  The fruit is over-ripe, the tannins aren’t integrated, and I’m just, well, bored.

Drinkability:  Calling it good would be a stretch, but it’s the most drinkable of the bunch for me.  So, I’ll go with boring, but drinkable.

If I had to write one tasting note for the entire lineup, it would read:  Overripe, simplistic, and profoundly lacking in acid and structure.

So, I didn’t much care for Château Target.  Not much of a shocker, really.  I don’t like  Franzia, Barefoot, or Sutter Home, either (and they are three of the top selling wines in the United States).  At the end of the day, the Target wines are $5 industrial, bulk wines.  For what they are, they are drinkable (except for that Moscato).  But, you get what you pay for.

I won’t be contributing any more money to future sales figures personally, but I suspect Target will sell the crap out of these wines.  Trinchero’s share of the US wine market is about to get bigger.

Salud!

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8 comments

  1. Thank you for taking one for the team! It’s a sad sort of commentary that there are people out there, who identify as wine lovers, who will think this stuff is great! I appreciate your frank honesty, and for saving me 25 bucks! I think I’ll go spend it on some actual good wine!!
    Cheers!

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  2. You had me at Tang! 😉 Thankfully, my palate has changed since I was 7!! Nice writeup – I admire you for trying these, don’t think I could do it.

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